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Hada wa7ed kheyna tka3a m3a mratou, wa7ed enhar, whouwa yemchi lel9ehwa m3a s7abou, whouwa yerje3 m3a hadik ejouj dial ellil, wel9aha na3ssa, whouwa yektibliha fwa7ed elwar9a : Fey9ini m3a esseb3a bach nemchi elkhedma elmouhim essiyed n3ess. elghadlih fa9 m3a elwe7da dial le3chiya, wel9a 7dah wa7ed elwer9a mektoubfiha : Noud, rah esseb3a hadi !!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou ltayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouh lgarou nakazz marrocci galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci haydd triikou howa ilouhou nakazz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf manhoum, Talyani malga maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach lehtih galih 3andna bezaf menhoum -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gallik hada wahed rajel tjewej bwahda mtdiyna bezzaf. Wahed nhar ja miyyet bjou3 ou galiha : ach mtiyba lina flghda? Gatlih : lbid mslouk. Galliha : ou dak lkoukoute ana lach chariha lik, yak bach tiybi lina lmrka. Gatlih : lkoukoute katseffer, ou tsfar fl'islam hram. Galliha : wa siri ldarkoum, mnine ykhtar3ou chi koukoute katweddene 3ad aji -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wahad al barkani ja alwajda ouhouwa bda kaychouf f wahad l'hotel fih bazaf nta3 les etages chafah wahad alwajdi ouhouwa 3arfo bli barkani ouja l3ando ougalih ila kounti katchouf f 1er etages tkalas 100dh ilaf 2em tkalass 200dh... houwa kan kaychouf f 4em etages ougalih ana rani nchouf ri f 2em atage oukalas 200dh kimcha l barkan bka farhan koudam shabou saksawah shoubou ougalihoum ana hchitha lwahad alwajdi ana kounte kanchouf f 4em etages oukalaste ri 200dh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fi mara ordinnateur etgawez ordinnateura, w mara 2alaha ana 7atala2ek, 9aletlo w hiya b tebki : ya lahwiii 7atala9ni w cd li f batni?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- galik hado wa7de talamide dakhlo 3nde 2osstade tarbia issalamia o howa issaoulhom 3la ssmiathom o bdaou kay bano 3lih galih 1 ana smiti 3al2 diiiiin o 2 nourdiiiiiiin o 3 ....diiiin o ja lakhire o t9adaou ssmiate diale ...diiine o bda kay fkkr o galih pitadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin hahahahahah -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- lfark bin pedt wl pc howa ana pc 3ando souris 3la bra wl pedet 3ando souris ldakhl -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- galik wahad ostad nawad wahad galih arsam liya chi haja kat3abar fa sabora nad dari chad tabachir ahmar odar no9ta fa sabora orja3 glas ja ostad galih rak marsamti walo galih dari hadak ostad 3azi tayakmi al garo. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- daba wahd jan galak bagi isayb lakart national howa imchi 3nad m9adame howa i golih bagi nsayab lakart national howa i golih lma9adam khasni n3raf fin sakn ba3da o gad lih mcha jan 3ande lm9adam howa i jib lih rajal sakn fih howa i golih ha fin sakn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- galic hada wahed al wazir 9arar yijma3 jami3 al wouzara ou al malik galihoume chkoune liya9dar yihkam bladou mziane nad boch galihoume lyouma na9talkoume cha3bou mardache ou houma y3iytou li ho9o9 alinssan nad al "malike dial wahed doula arabia (hassen 5-3)" galihome rda nchna9 wahd b wahd ou galih wahde al rajle wache lhbal men 3ndkoume wla men 3andna!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hada wahed khayna labas 3lih wahed nhar makanech 3andou leflouse wehouwa yemchi wahed cyber gal moulah 3afak salefny wahed 500 dh moul cyber 3tahoum lih elmouhim hadak khayna li labas 3lih ja 3awtany gal moul cyber wahed 500 dh hadak moul cyber galih ila bghitihoum cha3el hadak ordinateure hadak 3la nyetou mcha cha3lou houwa yegi hadak moul cyber ched rase dyal hada li labas houwa yekchi lih fi l'ecran galih makayen walou galih moul cyber koune jebtihoum ghadi tel9ahoum !!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- kalak hada wa7d khayna 7al msn ol kah khawi malka ta wa7d li mconicti o howa ymchi tchatche o dar fl la9ab 3tiwni msnat lah yr7am walidikom hahahahahaha -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hadi wa9i3iya (wahad al barkani kan kaya9ra m3ana f'al 9ism okan mkalakh f'al 3arbiya wahad nhar sa9sana ostad lora al 3arabiya a3la wahad al bayt chi3ri galina achkon i9dar icharho liya hata wahad ma3raf icharho s3ib ja al barkani al mosama(nkass ilakh)3ala yadih galih al bayt howa al manzel(la maison). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hada hmad o mohamed tkido f al3askar sawal shaf hmad galih chkon hadi galih rraya galih lla hadi bak mak khok khtak jdak jadak. ohiya tji nobt mohamed galih chkon hadi galih 3ailt hmad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- gal liki hadi wahd almodarissa jdida jbouha lwahd lmadrassa fi ashiadma ; wa tza3tou fih atlamad wahd anhar kan 3andhoum lhssabe wasslou ljadoual adarb galt lwahd atalmid 3andha smaitou hmaida dima ghir saket galt lih wahd darbou fwahd ashnou gal liha farg3ou haahah -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wahed rajel kan ghadi o howa ylka soutiannat tayhin howa ygoul ykh tfou khawin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- gal lik wahed lmou3alim gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le lapain achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- galk hada wahd rajl wldou dima ky kdb 3lih wahd nhar bah sawb wahd l ala bache ghir ikdb l wld tbda tsouni wahd nhar ja l wld l dar o galou bah chhal gbti f l math galou 15 o b9at katsouni l ala o galou chhal gbti f l arbia galou 16 o b9at katsouni galou bah ana hit knt 9dk knt kangib 20 o hia tfrg3 dik l ala.hahahaha... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hada prof gual l tlamad,ach lfar9 bin bnadam w l'ordinateur,jawbou 1 kasoul w khaser : la sourie d PC f l'exterieur,w la sourie d bnadam f l'interieur. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- galike hada wahede lemou3alime resame letalamide deyalou f saboura begra ou bda kaysawalhoume chnouhadi neta bagra mezeyane chnouhadi neta begra mezyane arana houwa yewesale 3enede wahed 2 kousala houwa yesawale lawale chno hadi galou difda3a hwa ygoulo lmou3alime mouke hadi o gale ltani chno hadi hwa yygoulihe mayene hada héhéhéhé -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- galak hada wahed l mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9alk hada wa7d f9ih marto mrdat w mnin sala sla dyal jam3a tlab mn nas ya3tiwh flos hta wahd ma3tah . ja kharej k3yan w hwa yl9a wahd skayri 9alo yalah m3aya ila bghiti lflos . dah l bar dakhlo 9al lnas li tma had rajl baghi lflos w homa yjam3olo double dyal lflos li baghi hwa y9olhom lah ykhalikom dima haka ....... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- galik hado brakna ja 3andhom wahad lwzir galhoma rakom mchawhin galhom nas bdaw tay3awdo 3likom noukat galhom ra khskom tkadmo lkadam homa hzo lkrasa o kahzo l3ando ( hihihih ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hada wahed 3chiri f lablad ka yatkayef bezaaaaaf zatla men 1823 miladiya ,f 2006 3ayet lih f telefone tanhadro bla bla bla lmohime golt lih chno kaddir fach katfi9 men n3ass f lablad a sahbi ? galliya tanfi9 ka nadrab jwan o kan9assi o ta narja3 n3ass -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hada wahad nhar kan kira wakaf hda lgazar,chwiya o howa iji l3arbi batma itkada.gal lgazar ara liya wahad jigo dyal lhawli o saybo mazyan .o howa igol lih kira iyiiiihhh jigo wa mahmouma 3lina ri hna..hhhhhhhh
Al Istira7a:bus Hada wahed bus 3amer gher blhezza9a tla3 lih wahed rajel o sawal wahed lmra gal liha fin ghadi had lbus galt lih ghadi ykhra Al Istira7a:skayria taro Hado wa7d jouj kano kaysakro 9addam l mraya , chiwiya bdaw kaytiro , o wa7ad gal l sa7bo : ' ahiya wa7d jouj rah man sba7 o homa 7adyinna b 3inihom , galih sahbo nod nod namchiw nchoufo malhom , o howa igoul lih ' olla hi glass glass hahoma gadyyin Al Istira7a:taxi Gal lik hadi wa7ed lemra rekbate taxi gal liha fin radda galet lih geltha tal rajel b9iti ri nta basaid Al Istira7a:rda3 Hada wahd kheyna rkeb fe lkar men tanja okanat hdah wahd mra mzewna katredda3 weldaha.lmohim lweld mabrachi yerda3. bdat katched bezzola dialaha okat9ol lhadak kheyna lli hdaha: hak rda3,la la weldi ghadi yerda3; hak rda3,la la weldi li ghadi yerda3...lmohim b9at 3lih hakdak 7ta wsal lkar rbat nad hadak kheyna o9al lhadak lweld: yen3al emmok marda3ti makhallitina nezlo fe le3raich Al Istira7a Al Istira7a:marocain ta3 100 3ame yoyad de laayoune Wahad nasranu 3ando 110 3ame (ans) shabe rasso howa akbare wahad fl3alame !howa yamchi lmaroc l9a wahad charaf kayabki sawlo ,kallo chhal 3andak ! kallo charaf 100 3ame !kalo nasrani ooooff hada s3ire 3liya Al Istira7a:hwal Had wahd hwal rakeb f wahd bicala howa idkhol f wahd mrra hia tgol lih lahwal li waldak makatchofch howa igol liha hwal o mazgalch mok Al Istira7a:harraga Galik hado raraga radiin f wahd zodiaka chwia bdat kataghrak bih ja lihom roquan howa igol tfo tani mgharba Al Istira7a:7mar Hada wa7ad l7mar dkhal 3and wa7ad l7mar sahbo;ouhowa il9ah dayir la photo diyal 7imar lwa7chi ouhowa ikoulo diyalman had la photo ouhowa ikoulih diyal wald 3ami tayal3ab f juventus Al Istira7a:safariyates Gallak hada ouahed lfellah-pour ne pas dire aroubi- bgha ysafer howa ou hmarou fel car . Mcha end lgrissoun gallih chhal tqtaaa louraq-les tickets- gallih anta 50dhs ou lehmar 10dhs . lfellah gallih hak qattaa jouj hmir. Al Istira7a:lhmar Galak hada wahad dhiyach kbar howa ymchi ygoul mo mu walit hmar o hiya tgoulou mal mok kanti mohandis. Al Istira7a:khotek? Hada wahed chmkar ssawel ssahbou kalih:"khotek chnou ssmithom?" kalih sahbou:"khoti kolhom ssmithom Jilali...illa khalid ssmitou faissal" Al Istira7a:boite vocale Wahed boul7ya dayer fe l message d aceuil de l boite vocale:"lmarjou tark rissalatikom ba3d ntihae ssourat l ba9ara" Al Istira7a:lmkbarra Wahed 2 kanou ka ysskrou fe lmkbarra..jaw homa lboliss khalto 3lihom wahed hrab o wahed hssal..jaw homa lboliss kalolo"chka dir ntaya hna?" galihom"la.. ana myet hi tla3t nemchi l toilette o nrja3" Al Istira7a:bhal bhal Wahed chemkar ssawel chmkar lakhor sahbou kalih"za3ma daba nta fe nadarek..abd lilah zawa9 howa kho bouchta lfanouss?"kalih ssahbou"mohalch..yemken ssmyat ka ytchabhou o safi" Al Istira7a:la raf Hada wahed skayri chdatou la raf galolih"tla3 m3ana"galihom" allah yhfadkom..dar rah hi hna kriba" Al Istira7a:lilt dakhla Hada wahed khayna fe lila de dekhla dyalou gless lila kamla o howa ybouss fe martou jat hya katlou: "ma khassek walou men lteht??" kalha:"la.walou..o hta men lpissryat ykouno ssadin fe had lwakt" Al Istira7a:bottat Hada wahed lbrkanni chra depot de lbottat..howa yfarga3 2 bottat fe centre ville bach ydirlha lichhar Al Istira7a:msska Wahed lbrkkani awel khatra ka ychouf msska chwin-gom .howa ygoul"wallah ima n3ass had lila kbal ma nssaliha" Al Istira7a Al Istira7a:farmsy Hadi wahad lamra kbira kanat mrida ou mchate 3and la farmsy bache tachri dwa wa3taliha siro kaliha charbi 4 m3alik katlih 3andi ghire 2 f dar a waldi Al Istira7a:ch3er 9alik hadi wahed lbent 3endha 3 dial zeghbat f rassha 9alet lssahebtha diriliya defra 3la 3 jat sahebtha tatdferlha ou hiya tirliha zeghba 9altilha laaa la ghadi ndirhalik ghi 3la 2 jat ta rtliha zeghba okhra jat 9altliha iwa 3refti chno ghi khalih metlo9 hsssen Al Istira7a:fi lhamame Galik asidi hada wahad rajel titsara felhamame wahad chwiya how yzlek ounad ou gal oppla ho yzlak marra khra howa ygoul hopla 3awtani Al Istira7a:hopital Hadda wahd 2 khrjou men ssbital ( hopital ) wahd fihoum brra ou lakhour tenbere a Al Istira7a:wahad jouj sakranin Hadou joj sakranine f wahad villa ou galsine mgabline m3a wahad lamraya kbira f sala (salon) ou chwiya ou houwa it9ada lihoum chrab ou houwa inod lawale ou gal l sahbou ...wa nod chouf il a ba9i chi 9ar3a diale chrab 3and hadou li mgabline m3ana ou houwa igoule lih wa sir nta rad 3lih lakhor gale lih sir nta ana li galtha lik yalah nad ou houwa irja3 gale liha sahou malak ?? gale ra yalah nadt ou houwa ibane lia wahad jay 3andna manhoumm Al Istira7a:lmsati Galak hada wahde 3bhe 100 mliounr f tirsi mcha 3nd sahbou galou ach ndir bhad l flouss ; galou thala f rassak mcha howa chraha kolha casquitat
Hayawanate:l9ared Galik hada wahed l9ared "singe" sakran, tale3 fou9 wahed chajra"arbre" o howa ichof wahed timssah"crocodile" o howa i9ol lih" kebarti a boubrays Hayawanate:dwida Galk hadi wahed dwida tlakat m3a sahbtha o galtlih chhal f sa3a lkhra madthach fiha o hia tgoliha sahbtha :malk fik bnadm Hayawanate:kalb Galek hado 2 klab wahd maghribi o lakhor mirikani tlakaw f tanja o tssahbo.dak miricani gale l kalb maghribi sir nta lmirican o khilini ana f maghrib. men ba3d 3am tlakaw f tanja.o dak kalb miricani sawal l kalab maghribi galih kif jatek mican galih wa3ra ,nass zwinin,dimoccratia...o maghribi galih kif jak maghrib galih 3amri mahasite brassi kalb hata jit lmaghrib... Hayawanate:l7mar Hada wahde lahmar raba ach3are iwa amcha lamraya bache ichouf rasou iwa amcha abka ichouf f rasou ou gal: barab ila 3oude Hayawanate:la casse Galik hada wahed dari mabli b lgolvazour mli kaykon f dar bhal daba baghi yakoul kaygoul l mou lwalida bghayte wahed l kou ola illa kan baghi lflouss kaygoul l bah lwalide chi 2 kou mohim mbli bzzzaf hia hadik bah gale had dari mrid 3andi radi ndih ltbib mohim dah 3and tbib galih tbib ach 3andek a waldi gali 3andi kwari hamrin o hwa ygoul tbib l bah had dari khassek t3awed lih la casse Hayawanate:crocodil Galek hada crocodil(timssah) wdoub w jmel tla9aw bdou nta3 ssif bdaw tayessawelou binathoum koulha fin radi ydawez sif bda doub galhoum ana ranemchi lcanada 3amera 3ssel welraba wa3era wmatayessed3ni hede nad jmel galhoum anji lmaroc sehera wchemicha bbbbiiikkkhhhhiiirr wja lcrocodil galhoum moi je pare en france!! galoulou 3lach la france galhoum parske les francais on touss une grande geull comme moi!!! Hayawanate:nmla ou file Galik hada ouahd elfile galsse kay3oum ou ouahd chwia jatte sahbtou enemla galt lou asa7bi bghit n3oum ou ma3ndich mayou slefni dialk houa igol liha nti hm9a ana nslef lik mayou nta3i bache tous3ih lia Hayawanate:tbib srak a zite Hada wahd tbib dyal srak a zite.kan kidaouihoum .wahd l mara kan dakhl wahd l srak a zite 3and tbib wou houwa tlaka sahbou kalou malk asahbi.kalou ana marchouch wou lakhor kalou wou nta malk .kalou ana msandal Hayawanate: boubrays Hada sba3 dayer 3id lmilad 3rad 3la lhayawanat boubrays mahdarch galihom sba3 siro jibouh liya fine makane mcha eddib wrja3 kollo mfassal mcha lfil rja3 halto mcha nmer rja3 kolo damm sba3 galm had chi bazzaf 3la boubrays mni mcha l9a boubrays tala3 fo9 dhar timsah wkygoulih 3ammi hta hada m3ahoum Hayawanate:debban Hada 1 khina kay9tal f debban ! dkhol 3lih 1 sa7bo sawlo : achno kat3mal ? kan9tal f debban ! ch7al 9talti ? 3 dkora o 2 ntwat !??? bach 3raftihoom a sa7bi ? 3 l9ithoom fo9 lbirra o 2 fo9 telephone Hayawanate:Pirroket 1 khina kaydoor bant lih chi ktba f 1 jerda ! mamnoo3 dokhol perroquet khatir ! awah perroquet o khatir lah ita ndkhol ! dkhol l9a perroquet marboot f 1 chejra maktoob 7dah ! ma tfkkouch ! awah lah ita nfkko ! ghir fkko howa yghawat : wa ch3ayba ! ha 1 lvictime 3awtani ! iwa Bali Hayawanate: 3la khal3a 9alek hada wa7id chaaaaref 3ando 7mar wé wa7d jro 9alek howa rakeb fo9 dik le7mar we kidrab feh zid zid !! we jro machi m3ahom chi7aja dik le 7mar dar feh 9alo baraka madrab jahowa 9al oooh 7mar kihdar we tekhla3 web9a kijri we dik jro m3ah jaa howa w9aff 7it 3ya be jri ja dik jro dar feh 9alo aba 3la khal3aaaa !! a kijawk noukate diyal www.hit-casa.c.la Hayawanate:le7mar by "la gazelle" Hada wahed rajel 3endou 7mar o kelb o tal3in jbel. daba rajel b9a kayenghez fhadak lehmar hta le7mar tle3 lou dem o 9allou"WA BCHWIYA 3LIK A SA7BI" o houwa rajel ytekhle3 9al "AW LE7MAR KAYEHDER" o b9a kayjerri kayjerri 7ta wsel lrass dial jbel o kelbou tab3ou. fach ja lkelb 9al lih"WA KHLE3NA DAK LE7MAR3" Hayawanate:l firanes Hada wahed la soirée dial l firane(souris) chwiya dkhal wahed l far dareb trois kart ou dayrin bih 4 dial toubat kbar, wahed l fouyra galt l sa7ebtha: nti gouli liya chkoun hadek?wi hiya tjawebha: a wili ma3raftihch, hadak rah 3andou seb3at l9awadess f derb ghallef!!! Hayawanate: hayawatane Hada galik lfik dayr 3id milad o3rad 3la lhayawanat kamlin omnin bdat lhafla jat namla kada9 ohowa yhal liha lbab galiha 3lah mwalfa kata9i yak kadakhli rir men taht lbab ohiya tgoulih bach tkhaser liya labatcha Hayawanate:lhmar Hada wahd lkissme kay ykraw fih rie les animaux wahd nhar swlhoum loustad 3la lhayawan li kay hzou 3lih latkal nakz lkard galih lhmar ou howa sswl houm loustade 3wtani chkounhouwa lhayawan lmklh(stupide) nakaz lkard ou gal lhmar, ou houwa igoulih lhmar ila knti mdouble khalina nkraw Hayawanate:hawli 9alik hada wahad lhawli d3if fih ghir soufa w l9roun moulah hato lilbi3 wahad ja walad rajl howa y9ol lmoulah bch7al had lhawli 9alih b 70alf w howa ytlafat lih lhawli howa ykolih ph ph ph 3la kadba Hayawanate:jonoun alba9ar Jouj begrat kanou f'lhssida. wahda swlat loukhra:wash makhayfash bmarade jonoun lba9ar? jawbatha: 3lash nkhaf yak ana 3aoud Hayawanate:kharmoucha alik hada wahad osstad sawal talamid taw3o golo lia asghar hachara kayna jawbo wahad tilmid galih namla galih ostad hasan, na9az lih wahad kasoul galih la a ostad kayn sghar manha hiya kharmoucha sawlo ostad achno had kharmoucha jawbo lkasoul galih kayna f nif ta3 ddib ostad galih imkan kayna edan hasan jidan .wahad kasoulakhor tsahlaha galih ostad kayn sghar manha hiya garmoucha , ostad t3ajab sawlo achno had garmoucha tani jawbo lkasoul galih hiya likayna f nif ta3 kharmoucha. Hayawanate:wa7d sra9 zit Hada wa7d sra9 zit (cafard ) chra télévision mli ch3lo jbar di3aya dyal flitox howa y9ol bdina b l aflam dlkhawf Hayawanate:fraissa ou banana 9alk hada wa7d fraissa ou wa7d banana kanou kay t3ayrou banana 9alt l fraissa nta wjhk mna9at fraissa 9alt l banana ntina dayman kay 3ariwak f zan9a Hayawanate:dhiyyich kber Hada wahed dhiyyich (ptit âne) kber ou houa yemchi kayjerri 3and mou, ou galliha: "mi, mi, wellit hmar!" ou hiya tgoullih: "3lach mal mouk kounti mouhandiss?" Hayawanate:dabanate (les mouches) Hadou 2 dabanat barkin tiaklou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene mnt dial elyoum la deuxieme :ouili a sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa! Hayawanate:moul la7mar Hada wa7ad jay man france jayab wa7ad voitur mercides wa3ra dayaz 3la lotourout dyal la3rayach chaf wa7ad kaydir auto stop gal m3a rasso ara nziydoh chwia .. ohowa i7bass ochaf m3ah el7mar galou anta tla3 mais 7mar dyalk non il lui dis que mon ane connais bien la route et px aller seul ,alors mol lvoiture demarra b 60km/h dar lka la7mar morah, zad flvitesse 120km/h ojabro mazal lassko , dar lmaximum houa dar ojber la7mar kharjlo lssano ohoua ykol lmol la7mar: "ah 7marek 3ya!!" mol la7mar jawbo: "3lach?": rad 3lih:" rah kharej lssano bela3ya" jawbo mol la7mar: galou wach mkheraj alssanou 3la liman ola 3la lissar.. galou mol auto 3la lissar(à gauche)" galou moul al7mar balaklou rah baghi idobal"
L3roubi:kamira khafiya Galik hada wa7d rajel howa o la famille dailo radin f tomobil chwia tla9aw lihom chi chefara galo lih 3tina ga3 dakchi li 3andek wala rah radi n9atlo lik chi wa7d man 3a2iltek mohim ma3tahom walo o homa i9otlo lih marto walo ma3tahomch o mal fo9 mayet bada7k nado 9atlo lih waldo watgoul wach jbad chi haja o mazal tayad7ak chwia hadok chaffara tla3 lihom dam galo lih wach nta msati wala malk barkin n9otlo lik f wladek o maratek o nta barek d7ak galihom rah 3raftha kamira khafiya L3roubi:TU RIGOLE HADA WA7ED LA3ROUBI MCHA HOWA O SAHBTO LGAWRIYA L7ANOUT O GALLIHA :TU MANGE KELQU'UN. O HIYA TGOUL LIH TU RIGOLE.HOWA YGOL LMOL 7ANOUT 3TIHA 2 TIRIGOL. L3roubi:qtsalgita 9alk hada wahd l3roubi chra mouteur kan radi fe chanti lkbir houa yhra9 dou lhmar houa y3atlou lpolice dyal tri9 whrab lareda ja men dik tri9 houa ychoufou dak lpolici ja l3andou lpolici galou 3lach lbareh hra9ti dou lhmar w3ayett lik hrabti galou l3roubi kiysahbli radi t9ouli 3tini chi toura Al Istira7a:somali Galek hada wahed somali bgha y3ik 3la shibtou f msn houwa ydir f statut dialou(parti manger) Al Istira7a:playstation Wa7dderrimkelakh bezaf kan mebli be playstation bezzaf matlo babah meskin kteblo 3la 9bar dyalo game over. L3roubi:3andna menou bezaf Mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou tayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouhou na9azz marrocci galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci 7aydd triikou howa ilouhou na9azz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf nihoum, Talyani mala9a maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach le7tih galih 3andna bezaf menhoum L3roubi:zikova Galak hada wahd al barkani kan machi f atrik w alga wahd al warka adyal dow w amcha khalasha L3roubi:brkkani Galik a sidi hada wa7ed lbarkani chra wa7ed sbardila li katch3al dou b7al hadik li kaylabssou lbrahech.wa7ed nhar twwaskhat lih bra w yssabnha macha habeet le dijencteur bach maydarbouch dou L3roubi:la3roubia sag3a Hadi wahd nassraniya li dartha tadirha la3roubya wahd nhar nassraniya chrate kalbe ou hta la3roubiya chrata kalbe nassaraniya smatou sam ou la3roubia smatou hmo lakhra galta alkalbha sam atak oulakhra galte lkalbha hmou fartak mou L3roubi:Chelh Hada wahad chal7 tahrak lih 7anout dialou ou houa isifat ibipi 3lihoum ou houma isiftou lih f message titou titou L3roubi:200DH Hada 1 l3roubi taht lih 200dh, whowa ymchi devant 1 lpoto wbada kykalab(chercher).ja 3ndo 1 sahbo whowa ygoul lih malak.galo taht liya 200dh lhihe.galo sahbo malk katkalbe(chercher)hanaya.galo l3roubi hite hana kayne adou(la lumiére). L3roubi:kabilane Galik hada wahed lmoufetich mcha lmedrasa w dkhel lwahed lkisem wsewelhoum soual , galihoum kabilane ? (qu'a bu l'âne ? ) , nekez wahed laaroubi w galih , lanabilou (l'âne a bu l'eau ). L3roubi:akbar sadma Hada wahed la3robbi radi fo9 hmarr w radi m3ah kelb dyalo heyta hadik a lalla lahmar masskin 3ya wdak l3arobbi wallo marahmch b9a barek 3lih ble3ssa meskin .. wahed lew9itta lahmar mab9ach sabber la3sas houa yahdar m3a la3roubi galiha '"wayli a bssahbi wa 3aya9ti 3lina bla3sa whoua yatakhgla3 la3rouba houa yahrab badda kayjari 3chiya kamla masada9ch ....heya hadik wahed law9ita w9af sakhfan meskin men jrar houa yal9a lkalb tab3o dar 3and lkalb houa ygoulih lkalb wellahila khla3nna ..whoua ymout la3robbi be crize. L3roubi:bebito wa7ed le3roubi mcha yessafer fe train et gless 9dam wa7ed françawiya kan 3andha wa7ed lkelb smitou: bebito, kanet ri7a diyal t9achrou khanza, fach n3ess lfrançawiya khdat sebato et la7toulou men charjem, fach nad mal9ahch, et houwa y3i9 biha, sa3a l9aha na3ssa, et houwa yakhoud lkelb diyalha et la7ou mne charja, fach nadet 9aletlo: "ou est bebito???". et houwa y9olha: mcha yjib sbebito... L3roubi:barkania Hadi wahad albarkania ddat waldha lattbib htahoua barkani dakhal alwald o dwazlou o khrj 3and lmra o galha albaraka frasek alwald twfa o hwa alwald inoud gal lamou "ami ataikdb 3lik" o hia tgoulou "skot anta kata3raf hsen mn attbib?" L3roubi:fanta Hada wahed l3roubi mcha lkahwa m3a khatebtou galiha chnou briti gatlih fanta bourtoukal gatlih wnta galih hta ana fatna bent boukal.....wa dehkouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu L3roubi:dima 3roubi 3andk hada wahd l3roubi bra ychri tlfasa ja mn l3roubia 3and mol lhanout gal lih bchhal had tv gal lih sir a rah makanbi3ch l3roubyin!!mcha lbs lcomplet o rja3 galih bchhal tv?jawbo sir rah makanbi3ch l3robyin!!l3robi jab www akhir model o wakafha hda lhanout bach maybanch 3roubi galih bi3 lia tv galih makanbi3ch l3roubiyin o howa ychdo o tlbo gal lih bach 3raftini 3roubi?jawbo;hadik machi tv hadak rah fran L3roubi:11465 Hada wa7ad l3roubi tla3 lmdina mcha bautique electromecanique mohim banat lih tlfasa 3ajbato swalle la respanssable 9al liha bch7al kadir had tlfasa 9altlo makantlamche m3a l3robiyine mcha ba3 lblad ohowa wskone flmdina rja3 3and larespanssable 9aliha bch7al had tlfasa 9alatlo nafse lhadra mchal3robi l'etranger omni ja rja3 3andha 9aliha nafs soal 9alatlo nafs ljawab bda kharaje ohowa yrja3 3andra 9al liha kifach 3raftini 3robi 9alat lo hadak "mecro-and" machi tlfasa L3roubi:l magana Galak hada wahad la3robi ja l casa o mcha 7da l3amala o b9a kichof falmagana howa iji 3ando wahad lcazawi msati howa ygol lih :tachri hadik lmagana . howa ijawbo la3robi o bachal ? galih 700dh .galih wakha 3tah lafloss howa ygol lih tsana njib salom o njbadha lak.b9a la3robi kaytsana . safi la3robi targa3 howa yamchi. dazt liyam howa yji 3awtani la3robi o b9a ychof falmagana howa yji 3ando wahad khor howa ygolih tachri hadik lmagana . galih wakha walakin bchart( ana li ghadi njib salooooooooooooooommmm L3roubi:7ot Wa7ed l3robi bch 3and moul 7anout, galih dir wahed L khobza o dir fiha pata ta3 serdin, sewlou moul 7anout galih bi m aticha ola zit howa yegoulih l3roubi a 7otah L3roubi L3roubi:mahlaba Galk hada wahd l3roubi dima kay mchi lmahlaba kay tlab kass dl hlib w krwassa.wa kay der krwassa f lhlib w dak krwasssa kat charbo.diiiima wahd nhar mcha galo jib chi krwassa w kass dl hlib w chi kas l had krwassa L3roubi:2 3robiyat Hado 2 3robiyat rakbo f wahed l car 2 étages wahda rakbat lfo9 o wahda lta7t bdaw ghadin o hadik li lfo9 sewlat sahebtha li lta7t 9alt liha fin wsalto 9alt liha li lta7t 9arabna nwaslo o 9alt liha o nti 9alt liha li lfo9 ba9i ga3 markab chifor !!!! L3roubi:Casawa o L3roubi Hada wa7ed l3roubi ja lcasa ou Casawa koullhoum kay kmiw Marlboro. Howwa kaye3raf ghir lgarrou CASA. Iwa 3ejbatou dik ll3iba ssafra fiha. Sewwel galou lih hadak smou Lfiltre. Ma msha ghir 3and wa7ed lbidawi vraaaaaaaaaai ou gallih: L3roubi: 3tini shi Casa bel filtre (Marlboro za3ma) Lbidawi: Heeeeey a wlidi koun Casa 3andha el filtre ga3ma ydekhlou liha granek ! L3roubi:vitamin:c Ntouma 3arfin barkan ma33roufa b limoune !hada wahad lbarkani mcha lbhare dkhal i33oume o howa ibda ikachkach ..vitamin .c L3roubi:khels joj hmir Hada wahd bgha imchi lso9 howa ohmaro daz 3lihoum lcar w9fo gal lmoul lkar bchehal tdina ana ohmari galih nta 5 drahm olhamar 50 ryal ohwa ma3ndo ghir 5 dh galih hak khels joj hmir L3roubi:lbarkani bgha yechri hchich Wahed lbarkani kane ghadi yechri 10dh hchich ,banet li stafet dayza houwa ylouh 10dh L3roubi:mouujaaaaaa C un a3roubi mcha lstade galou lih an dirou l mouja houwa i ssad mankharou L3roubi:jilali mol Bomba Hada wahd smito Gilali.Dar wahd lbomba dial l'essence.wsmaha GMB.Wjawlih shab lbanqua galo lih hada rah logo dialna ach nahia GMB 3ndek nta.Galihom Gilali Mol Bomba.. Whoma ygololih bdlha wla dkhl l'habs.Wrj3o 3ndo mn be3d 15 youm. wlkawh dayr : GMBMB. galolih chnahia galihom :Gilali Mol Bomba Machi MOl Banqua... L3roubi:brakna Hada wahede lbekani lka guarou taihe hazou ou hate blasstou darhame www.hit-casa.c.la L3roubi:3roubi fl restaurante Kalik hada ouahed maghrebi 3roubi msha lemdina o dkhoul l restaurant bash itghedda. hadak restaurante fiha ghir nas labas alihoum, ewa kalik gless o tleb ouahed djaja o zitoun. mnin jabou lih djaja o zitoun shaf nas kamlin kai iaklou bel forshet o mous haz fershita bash ihaz biha zitouna o hia teflet lih , aoued bgha ishedha o hia tahreb men tabla ewa bka kai ihaouel ishedha bel forshit o walou. houa iji ouahed rajel o shedha beshouia , kalih hakdak kif ouahed kai ihez zitouna, kalih l3rouba haaa hta 3iat ziouna 3ad sheditiha! L3roubi:simka Galke wahd chra simka(r5) gale ollah tanmchi biha l tanja bka gadi gadi o hoa ywslle jihte wad zmme o hoa ych3le radio o hoa ysm3:ida3ate tanja tora7ibo bikome o hoa ygole:pchakhe nari 3l7dide is7abe raso wsle l tanja
vite fait:SLA3 DABA HADA WAHED SLA3 TAHET 3LIH FIKRA OU HIA TZLAG vite fait:ta3lim Hada wahd tilmid swlo le prof dialo gallo chno khdam babak gallo mo3lim gallo chno khdama mamak gallo mo3lima o hoa igollo o chkon kaysref 3lik vite fait:8800dh Wahad khaiina shra sbatt dial 8800dh o rkeb ettobis o3fsat 3lih wahed echarfa galiha rak 3festi 3la 8800dh galtlih diali a weldi diali vite fait:la femme Gualik hadi wahede la famme gualssa tate hdar m3a sahbtha gualte liha: sm3i a sahbti grace a moi rajli wla millionaire jawbatha sahbtha: o kifache kane mne kbale gualtliha : kane multi milionaire vite fait:Chalh o waldo Hada wahd chalh hassal waldo m3a wahd bent f dar o howa i golih - dwi limak mn hadi l garo vite fait:3in diab Hada wahad mcha ichouf 3in diab ou houa ilkaha dayra les lentille vite fait:boula Galike hada wahed rajel jatou lboula ou mal9atouche vite fait vite fait:tiflet l3az Galak hada wa7ad n3as m3atal o howa ilka l7alma bdat 3lih! vite fait:bnademe mkellekh !! Galik hada wahed syed mcha 3end moule lhanout o gallihe: 3afak 3tini wahed stylo gallihe moule lhanout: kidayere? redd 3lihe lakhere labas rebbi ykhellik. vite fait:dare Galik hada wa7ed rajel dare ou houma i saknouhe vite fait:sidi 3li Hada wahed mcha 3nd moul hanout galih wach kayn sidi 3li(l'eau ),galih makaynch 3ad khrej(moul hanout), vite fait:taxi Hada wahed rajel ss9ram m3ah weldo braw yrekbo f taxi ,rajel sswel mol taxi galih wach wldi radi ykheless galih la , ywa galih di ghir wldi bouhdou vite fait:3am Galek hadou 2 mchaw lbher wahed 3am wahed 3amayen vite fait:atrach Galak hada wa7ad tibri i3ik bf l francais o howa mkalakh fiha. mcha daz 3and wa7ad sa7bo o ldar o hiya tkhraj kht sa7bo galiha wach kayan simo gatlo nn o howa ygol liha 3andak chwi m3a lfrancais gatlo oui.o howa ygol liha ahh bon ila ja goli lih ana f lkahwa!! vite fait: l motor Hada galik wahed rajel bgha iseket l motor ou 3talih sekata vite fait:maticha ou bsila Hadi wa7d maticha ou bssla ghadiyan i 9t3ou chanti ou maticha dima zarbana 9t3at bzarba ou hiya tkhamajha wa7ed tounooubila ou mchat 3andha lbsila ou hiya tgoul liha naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaari koun mchina bjouje koun drna chalada wili wili vite fait:top Hada wahed rajel radi f teri9 o howa y derebou wahd l motor, rajel dit:malek a sahbi hewel(ne voit pa bi1);l'autre le repond :"mali a sahbi zgeltek". vite fait:fassiya f taxi Hadi wa7ed lfassiya ma3emerha marekbat f taxi, wa7ed nhar rekbat fih, 9alha moul taxi: fine baghiya temchi, et hiya t9olo: yechwini fik ma2olthachi lrajli et n9olhalek ntina yalbhel. vite fait:tsata.... Galik hada wahd kan mtaki 3la dar chouka w hiya tdgou fdahrou vite fait:lmkllakh Hada wahd hmida lka garro tayeh fl ard hezzou ou hat 1 dh vite fait:jé7a et lagmale Galik hada jé7a jamais d la vie dialo dawach wa7ad nhar 7aydolo razza l9aw fo9 rasso lagmale tayssali (priére) salate listis9a2.(demande de pluie). vite fait:tsabi7 Hada wa7ed kla(mangea) spaguetti m3a l7ammas howa yekhra tassbi7 vite fait:somalia Gal lik hadi wa7ed somalia klate jlbana ou houwa y9tlha baha.3lach??7ite s7abou wach 7amla somali: wa7ed somali baghi i3ik 3la ahabto howa ykhra kharya vite fait:la3roubi Galik hada wa7d rrajl howa w marto wldo ou ma3rfouch wach wld wlla bnt yak,ou hoa ina99az rrajl ou howa igollihom:ila ghowttat rah bnt wila ghwwt rah wld vite fait:lmochkila Hada wa7ad bgha i7al wa7ad lmochkila hwa i fourha vite fait:lhwal Galik hada wahd lhwal khdam fljayche odaroh flkassefe al3achwai
Skayeriya:Skayri rakeb fe tran Hada wa7ed skayri rakeb fe tran. Rakeb be dahro lgodam. O dakh.. Mnen ja l dar t9eya o sowlo sa7bo 3alach? Galo skayri, kont rakeb fe tran o dakht. Galo sa7bo, o 3alach ma bdltich blasa m3a li kan gales gdamek. Galo skayri kont ghan dirha walakin 7ta wa7ed ma kan gales godami Skayeriya:moch ou mocha Galk hada wa7d 2 skayria ghadine o homa yban lihom wa7d l moch o galsso ydarbo wa7d kaygoul moch o lakhor kaygoul mocha b9aw mdarbin homa ytla9aw m3a wa7d sakrane ktar manhom o homa yssawlouh galou lih 3afak lama goul lina wache hada moch wla mocha howa ygoul lihom hantouma ila kan jay ra moch o ila kant jaya ra mocha Skayeriya:ma3dour Galk hada wa7d sakraaaaan rja3 m3a lli ldar ban lih wa7d lpoto b9a kaybawat fih wkayghawat a7ollo lbab a wlad l7ram chwiya w howa yji wa7d ktar mannou whowa ygoul lih ghir bchwiya a sa7bi ghir do9 ra ba9in cha3lin daw Skayeriya:dar dyal cherab Galek hada wahed kan kayabeni dar o houwa yatesala lema f dak lamedina ou ma3anedou gher cherab benaha bacherab mili salaha kheraj talal 3eliha bach yechofeha kifach kharejat o hiya te9olo o chnou beriti daba netih 3elik wala Skayeriya:babouch Galak hada wahed rajel dayeman kayareja3 ladar me3atal wahed nehar 9atelou meratou aji had nehar bakeri ou jib (roulal) babouch hit kaye3ajebou ou ne9aserou ana w yak 9ala wakha mili ja lil bera yadekhoul la dar f lehouma makhalawahech sehabou kaye9ololou rir kas seda9 f bera kamela sf sebah mili wesal ladar be9a wa9ef fel bab ou kayefakar chnou radi ye9ola o houwa yesataf babouch fel bab w sona 3eliha mili fatehatelou 9ala ha7ena wesalena za3ema lil kamel o houma jayin 3ela rajeloum Skayeriya Skayeriya:kharya dial da7k Gal lik a sidi hada wa7ed 2 dial m7achchinegalsin bou7dhoum f sa7ra gal lih sa7bou saweb lina chi barad dial atay gal lih ma kayench sakar gal lih sir choufe chi wa7ed hnaya jib chi haja man 3endou b9a kaydour mal9a ta wa7ed o howa yarja3 3ende sa7bou gal lih manal9ach 3enedek chwia dial sakar gal lih rah 3ad sifat 3lih sa7bi Skayeriya:sakrane w mratou Galak hada wa7ed skayri da9 f l bab dial darhoum w hia t khrouj mratou w howa y drabha w gal liha fin konti 7ta l had l w9ita Skayeriya:lkharia Hada galik a sidi jouj dyal lhoumak lkaw kharya bdaw yaklou fiha chi taygoul hada chklate chi taygoul hada coufitire chwiya wja wahed sawlouh galoulih ach hadi galihoum kharya whouwa ygoul wahed lhmek lsahbou hamdoulah maztamnach 3liha Skayeriya:lhma9 Galek hada fi sbitar lhmak 3taw lihom koul wahd b 1dh chi tailouhha chi tay l3b biha wahd chadha jaw3ndo galoulih ach tadir galihoum sktou lmalik na3ss. Skayeriya:ksksou Hada wa7d skran rja3 ldaro m3a lfjer wgal lmrato daba noudi w teibi lia ksksou .galt lih tsnna tal lghda wgal liha walo daba wnadt lmra 3la wa3dha wsa3dha tatteib fih wgal liha daba siri 3eiti 3la jjiran w mchat mskina 3awttani t3eit 3lihom wjaw w bdaw ki yaklou wgal lihom hadchi ga3 fikom jou3 w na3sin ... Skayeriya:Slat Skayri Hada wa7a rajl fa9 sba7 ou tfkr belli salla l3cha dial lbar7 ou howa skran, mcha 3nd lfkih isswlou, galih "a sid lfkih rah lbar7 sallit wana skran, wach dayza slati?", gallih lfkih wach drti takbirat al i7ram, galih iyih. wach 9riti lfatiha ou soura? gallih iyih, gallih wach sellemti, gallih iyih. Ou howa igoulou lfkih, slatak dayza, sekkra hia li ma dayza, sir 3awdha. Skayeriya:arneb!! Hada wa7ed rrajel ba ibi3 9nina ja 3endo wa7ed l7chaychi o howa igoul lih: bch7al had l9erd 9alo: akhouya hada machi 9erd hadi 9nina. 9alo l7chaychi masweltekch swolt l9nina Skayeriya:aji ndf3ou had l7it tan waslou l mirikan Gal lik hadou wa7d jouj skrou mziaaane w bjouj bihoum braniin hazzin sikan dialhoum f idihoum chwia w houa iban lihoum wa7d l7it wa7d fihoum gal lakhou :" aji ndf3ou had l7it tan waslou l mirikan " 7atou sikanhoum ou houma ibdaw dfa3 yama tdfa3 wa7d chwia daz wa7d chfar tair lihoum sikanhoum w maddawhach fih wa7d chwia dar wa7d fihoum dar mabanouch lih sikan w houa igoul l sa7bou wa zid zid dfa3 ra 9rbna Skayeriya:l7mar Hadou wa7d jouj skayria kharjine flil men wa7d lbar tmchaw fzen9a houma ylgaw wa7d l7mar wagf. rkbou 3lih ou bdaw rra, raa! walou mabgha yzid. houa wa7d 3ta lmmou lrass bwa7d l9ar3a l7mar dakh bda kaydor rasso. houa ygoul skayri ljmmou zid ldinmou chi darba rah kay9llb 3la la7jar! Skayeriya Skayeriya:ezbda oula l3sle Hadou wahde 2 d skayriya ghadyine fwahde trik tahou hda whde chjra ou l9awe wahde lkhrya ..chafha l1 ou houwa ygoule lsahbou:wache ezbda hadi oula l3sle.galihe dou9e ou choufe.dare sb3ou fiha ouhouwa ydou9ha ou houwa ygoulihe: ezbda hadi.ou dakha hta lkhre ;laaaaaa l3sle hada ou bkawe kaydoukou hta 9rbate tsala ou darou li chafouhe ys9siwhe .ou houma y3tou 3la wahde rajle ou galoulihe chnou hadi wache ezbda wla l3sle galihoume:warahe khrya hadike.galoulihe : labasse mli mawtinache 3liha Skayeriya:teleboutique Hada wahed skarane jawe lih police jdade 9aLOULIH nchoufou la carte national 9al lihoum la carte miditel walla jawal 9aloulih odhkoul teleboutique wa tchouf dakhlouh 7taweh la3ssa meziane wa sawwlouh kif jatek taa3bia gallihoum meziana mine makayna double charge Skayeriya:bou3azza Hada wahed rajel mtracé (musclé) dkhol wa7ed lbar ou houwa yebda ygoul chkoun had had zzamel lli smitou bouazza, koulchi skoutt ou khaf ,ja wahed rajel m3a jomtou bgha ye3ya9 wa ygoulih ana smiti bouazza ou houwa yebda ye3tih fla3ssa 7ta déformah mohim khrej ou mbe3d lmerchekh da9 ou houwa ybda yd7ak galou lih malek galihoum tfellit 3lih ga3ma smiti bouazza
Skwila:stylo Hada wahd somali mcha 3and mol lhanout galih 3tini wahd stylo khal (noir)3tah lih ja bach ijarbo wach kayktab fidih howa igoli chad 3liya hadchi ga3 makayktab Skwila:jeda Hada wahed loustad (le professeur ) gal le les eleve 3etiwni chi hayawan ma3andouche senan .iwa hta wahed ma3erfo howa yenta9 wahed le kassoul howa ygoul lih jeda (ma grande mére) Skwila:3ajib o fechkel Gallik haded lkasoul hazz seb3ou howa ycheddo klakag hit 3emro mahezz seb3o Skwila Skwila:lkassol lamkalakh 9alik hada wa7d lkassol odima kayan9al man wa7d lmojtahid sa7bo wa7d nhar kan 3andhom lfard odak lmojtahid kan tala3 lih dam o3ya fih dak lkassol mabach iwarih wassa3a hoya ydor 3anndo okhanzar fih ohiya takhraj lih dik tikita dyal teni dyal omaktoba fiha made in usa ochafha dak lkassol hoya y9olih hadik likant khassani ... Skwila:tilmid ma 3amro haz sab3o Gallik hada wahed tilmid ma3amro ma jaweb wala haz sab3o fhiato fchi 9issem. iwa dazet wahed 10ans wssal l lycée, galess f science swelhom l oustad wahed la question, iwa tilmid 3rafha gal ollah htta njaweb, fach haz sab3o chaddou "clacage". Skwila:jrana Galek hada wahd l2ostad rssam ltalamid dialo jrana f sboura w galhom chno hadi, hta wahd ma3rf yallah wahd kassouul fihom b9a 3lih stad stad ana, galo yallah aji w howa yji 3ndo, galo l2ostad yallah golhom chno hadi w howa dak lkassoul galo jrana, w jma3 m3ah l2ostad btsrfi9a w galo hadi difda3a machi jrana, w rja3 dak lkassoul lblastou w howa ygol lsahbou wllahila katban mn lb3id b7al chi jrana Skwila:kassoul Wa7ed loustade rsam ltalamides dyawlou sbardila ou galihoum ma hadihi?? houwa yjawab wa7ed darri mkallakh hbardila ou houwa ychaddou loustade 9atlou bl3ssa laradlih darri jablih bbah.gall bate darri loustade malk 7chouma hadchi li darti ldarri ou houwa ygouliha ra rsamtlihoum sbardila fsaboura ou goutlihoum mahadihi galliya hbardila ou houwa ygoullih l2ab malk chnou britih ygoul sbbate Skwila:kassoul Galik hada wa7ed lkasoul ma3emerou mahez seb3ou , galik talkher dial le moi 6 ou hiya tgoule l2oustada wa7ed sou2ale, 3erfou fache begha yjaweb hez seb3ou ou houwa ychedou clakage. Skwila:à lécol A lécol une maitress a dit a ses eleves si tout lmond aura 20/20 j'enlevré mes vetements...maleureusement tout lmond a eu 20/20 et la maitress a été obligé d'enlever ses vetmen et à la place des vetement elle a mis les fueilles des arbres...kan la cloche a sonné tout lmond est sorti sof un seul..la maitresse: pk tu né po sorti avc tes amis??? lélév: jattends l'automne!!!!!!!! Skwila:tobiss Hada wa7de l oustade gale l talamide diawlo 3lach tobiss makaya9rach maziane ta wa7de m3rafe maygoule ou houwa igole lihom la79ache 3atiha dima l dorane Skwila:al madrassa Daba hada wahd l mou3alma galt l wahd dri jib liya 3 joumal.Mcha 3and mamah gal liha 3tini chi joumla galt lih: sir ba3d mni ou ktab sir ba3d mni ou mcha 3and khouh ou houwa ygoul lih : superboy ou mcha 3and khtou ou hiya tgoul lih :yalla bina yalla. Mcha l madrassa galt lih oustada finhouma l jouma gal liha: sir ba3d mni. galt lih chnou shab lik rask? gal liha: SUPER-BOY ou hiya tgoul lih : zid m3aya 3and l moudir ou houwa y goul liha : yalla bina yalla Skwila:telfe Galike hada wahed le oustade deyale tarikhe wahed nhar telf l9awehe fe le 9arne 15 Skwila:kasoule Hada wahed tilmide kasoule mdouble 3merate fe 9isseme wahed wahed nhar ja lemoftiche 3eyetle le dike tilmide 9alihe bayna a weldi mekerere jawbo lakhore mezbebe Skwila Skwila:ousetade : yalahe legitihe zade Galike hada 1 ousetade gale letalamide ressemo liya seka fougeha terane gadi koulechi ma3erefeche kifache houwa yeleka wahede lekassoule rasseme gire seka bouhedeha o wewa yegoulihe leossetade fine trane galihe lekassole yalahe legitihe zade Skwila:3azzi tikmi fddalma 9allik assidi hada wahed l9ism mbawe9 fih rir lmoucharib lkhouh.wahed nhar dkhal 3lihoum l2oustad oul9ahoum dairin sda3,hia hadik 9alhoum radi nssmahlkoum ila rssmtouli chi haja man3rafch chnou hia :nad 1 rssam banana 3rafha 2 ..3..45 nad lkassoul ohouwa yarssam lih na9ta hamra ,b9a tifakkar ma3rafch ,ou houwa ykoullih 3azzi tikmi fddalma Skwila:ayna youjadou adhab Wahd almalim dial alajtimaiat soul talamid ain youjadou adhab ouhouwa ky na3t fi lkharita ta wahd maraf nad wahad kassoul howa ygoulih fi 3n9 oumi wa fi yidi oumi Skwila:lmochaghibine Hada 1 l9isme tjem3o fih 3a lkoussala ,iwa w hia terssam lihom lmo3allima motallate ,w galet lihom chnahowa hada , o howa yhez lmakallekh fihom sob3o o howa ygoule liha 1dh harcha Skwila:Lmo3alim f casa ! Hada wah hmida galolih,fcasa lflous bhal chtta,ohwa ynoud ossafer lcasa,m3a lhabta dialo men lcar,ohwa yalka wahd 20mille,hwa ygol wayli men daba nbdaw njam3ooo...odrabha brajlih Skwila:Garou Hada waha al mo3allim gal lattalamid assmite al garou bil français howa ynakkaz wahad al kassoul howa y goul lih MARQUIZE Skwila:sabo3on Galek hada wahed mo3alima rasmat lihom sba3 o galt lihom chno hada..nad wahed lkasol gal liha sabo3on o chwia rasmat lihom nmar o galt lihom chno howa hada tawahad ma3rfo nad hadak lkasol o gal liha sabo3on Skwila:Kassoule Bezzaffe Hada ouahed addari Kassoule Bezzaffe! Nade dakhel li dar ou hia t'goule lih ammou (sa maman) finahoua kounache annoukate (carnetde note) ou houa igoule liha : 3titou l'samira sahabti bache takhla3e bih oualidiha Skwila:ghir 3la seba Hadi wa lbent jat en retard l'madrasssa. El mo3alim gual leha: "malki jit m3atla?" gualet lih: "we7ed edderri kan tabe3ni men dar tal hna!", el mo3alim gualiha: "Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!" lebneya galetlih: "Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechyia!"
Spécial Zwaj : lahwal o lhawla
Hada wahad lhwal tzawaj bhawla galiha ila jit o do9it 3lik o lkiti chi wahad m3aya mathalich lbabe ja bka kaydo9 mchat bghat thal lbabe banou liha jouj mahalatch lbabe chwiya o howa yafra3 lbabe o howa yadkhol howa ygoul liha ghir 3la wjah had lamra li hdak ima koun khlit dar bouk
Spécial Zwaj : mesiou...
Gallik hadi ouhed lemra mat liha rajelha ou hia tfreh hia tji 3andha sahbtha ou galliha malek ferhana galtliha hadi aouel marra ghan ne3ref fin ghadi....
Spécial Zwaj : mrwah
Had wahed chibani ghadi 3la hmaro o howa yatlaka m3a wahed lamra hata hia 3la hmaratha chouia lahmar lah rajel o mcha lahmara o rajel howa igol lamra wallah hta chamha o hia tgol lih o nta malk mrawah ??
Spécial Zwaj : Negafa
Hadi wahed negafa darateha darssa, mechat 3nd tebib, galiha ina darssa darrak alalla, galetlih "haaaaaaaaaaaaaahiyaaaaaaaaaaa"
Spécial Zwaj : lmoudouana
Gallik hada wahed rrajel mda3i m3a martou flmhkama, iwa ou m3a lmoudouana jdida hkmo 3lih i3tiha ennass(1/2) dial lmanda, fach kan kharej min lmahkama kan frhan, ou houma ijiw nnass taysawlou fih galou lih "malk frhan ma3a l3ilm anna mratek ddate lik nnass(1/2) tlmanda" , gal lihom" wa rah kanete katddi lia lmanda kolha"
Spécial Zwaj
Spécial Zwaj : 3witka oula lla ?
Gallik hada ouahed l'berkani tjeouej bent 3emmou! fllila lli radi ydkhoul 3la 3roustou 3tah 3emmou " bbaha" jouija "fusil" ougallih , hanta a ouldi, yla lkitiha 3witka ? khrej lcherjem ou dreb chi tbourida fessma; ouilaaaaa makanetch ... tekki 3liha " ktelha" ou hnnini men3arha!
dik llila, khrej l3riss ou dreb blbaroud fessma, ou nhar jaouej ktelha ....
"berkani ouach tgoulou?"
Spécial Zwaj : zala
Hada wahid dari darbato wahd zala wala ili 3ayit 3lih min mali darhom kaymot gal wa ma matat mah gal wa khoya mat khoh gal wa wakhti matat khto bka bah bka bah kaygol daba y3ayat 3liya had hmar inmot dazt wahid moda ohowa i3ayit 3la bah o mamat mchaw kaykalbo ilgaw molhanot ili mat
Spécial Zwaj : algnaza
Galek hada chi wahed kan radi f lgnaza dyal mrtou ou howa kaydhek swlouh nass 3lach katdhk galihom awl mra kan3ref mrati fin rada
Spécial Zwaj : farracha flard
Hada wahad dari jeune bra yadzawaj,3ajbatou wahad dariya zwina,mcha yakhtab,sawlouh darhom fach khadam,ghal lihom kanbi3 flard,homa yzawjouha lih,kishaboh labas 3lih,wahad nhar kan babaha o mamaha ki doro f darb ghalaf homa yalkawh dayr farracha,homa yabdaw 3lih yak alkafar ,dhakti 3lina galti lina katbi3 flad(kishab lihom il vent les terres,homme d'affaire ),howa ygol lihom ,mali kdabt 3likom yak ana dayr farracha o kanbi3 flard...
Spécial Zwaj : 3edi b chme3
Hadi wa7ed lmra 7amla b 3 mois w mamkhelssach dow 3mois ja 3enha mol dow gal liha a lalla rah 3endk 3 mois galt lih bach 3refti gal liha rah ntouma katkhedmou ldekhel w 7na kanra9bou men bra galt lih yak awld l7ram 7ta yji rajli w ngoulha lih gal liha iwa mayji 7ta ykounou 9t3ouh lih galt lih awili w ana ach ndir gal liha 3edi b chme3
Spécial Zwaj : mari furieu
Un jeune mari ki a des problemes financiers dit a sa femme: tu sai, si tu arrive a mieu faire la cuisine on vire la bonne.. sa femme furieuse replique, tu sai, si tu arrive a mieu faire l'amour on vire le chauffeur
Spécial Zwaj : nodi nti , w ila kano 3yalat
Hada wahed na3es howa w merto , marto hassat b chafara dakhlin l dar w hiya tnawed rajelha 9alet lih "node ra chafara f dar" howa yjawebha " nodi nti , w ila kano 3yalat ?!.."
Spécial Zwaj : bot dial bara7 w bot dial lyoum
Galik hadou wa7ad l3a2ila 3andhom lkissan dial atal ma7ssoubinewa7ad nhar ja 3andhom wa7ed dayf. bdat mhom katkob lihom atayw mali salat daret bot bilbarad botw howa yna9az kolchi khdaw kissan dialhom w b9a dayf kaytfaraj mafham walou. mouhim , fi lghad meli kanou tayfatrou bdat mhom tkob atay ghir daret bot bilbarad m3a siniawhowa yna9az dayf 3la2 kissan bidih bjoujw gal lihaHA BOT DIAL LYOUM W HABOT DIAL LBARA7
Spécial Zwaj
Spécial Zwaj : chwingom
Wahad chel7 kharej mratou,darou hta 3yaw machra liha walou,bkat katleb fih ,howa ychri liha meska dyal 4 dryall,bkat katndar tndar hta tger3at,howa ygol liha: Chbe3ti al 7elloufaa !
Spécial Zwaj : Mkhasmin !
Wahad khayna mkhasem m3a martou,makihadrouch m3a ba3diyathom,wahad nhar bra yfik m3a 7sbah,mlli bra yn3as kteb liha fwerka :faykini m3a 7 sbah redda,lred lih mafak htal 12,ja ychouf lka hdah warka mktoub fiha:nouuud ra 7 hadi !
Spécial Zwaj : El Moukhtar
Hada wahd asseid smitou al moukhtar ammou bghatou bach ytzawwaj houwa am 3arf walou fi addnia wahd anhar sarah ammou galliha rah man3rafch kif andir laddria galtlih ghir siel addam nhaer al 3arss adkhal 3la la3rouss bjanouihia atzabtat ou houa bdda yjrah fih ammou sm3at laghwat tallat min assrjama chaft almandhar tghal3at abkat tatghawat abzebbek al moukhtar abzabbek al moukhtar
Spécial Zwaj : khoutouba
Wahed lbante foumha khaneze bazaf wahed nhare jawha lkhattabbe ou gallette liha mha mnine ykounou lkhattabbe mathadriche bache mayharbouche ou gallette liha wakha ou dazette lkhoutoubba maziene wahed nhare 9alle liha khatibha khourji m3aya ou mchate m3ahe galsou fi resterans ougale liha chnou tcharbi gallete lih ili kane houwa ygoul liha flanna wache hza9ti gallete lih la houa ygoule liha ou da ba khritti
Spécial Zwaj : jomela fiha idan
Galak hada wahad el osetad gal la ttalamid dyawelo 3etiweni jomela fiha (idan) .... nekezat wahad dariya galat lih mama nadat sebah lekat tomobila dyaleha khasera idan ghada tameshi me3a baba .... galiha le ostad hassan jidan o men ba3ed dazo bazaf ...........howa yenakaz wahad lekasoul gal lih jada haza journal otale3a lekodeya o bima ana jada makata3eraf takera idan rada takhera
Spécial Zwaj : nari 3la s9rame
Hada wahde sousi dima tadgoulihe martou jibe lbayde dima toujoure ouwahde nhare gale wlahe tanthala fi hade marati ou mcha l7anoute jabe 10 lbaydat ou galihe choufe tas3oude ghadi dirihome fi tlaja oulma ba9i ala bra3e l7lawi ou diri bihje sbou3e ou 3ardi 3la jirane ou dakchi li chat dirihe fi lfrigou
Spécial Zwaj : teka
Galek hada wahed a sidi m3amrou ma 3ref lbouta wahed nhar tzawej ou kaltlou mratou sir jib bouta ou 7chem ykoulha chnou hya bouta ou mcha 3end sousi ou kalou ara chi bout ou kalou sousi ou fine hwa khawi kalou la radi nechrebha hna | 
